January 2012
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
December 2011
not going to lie,
2011 was a pretty kick-ass year for me.
2012, please try to live up to this year.
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just had a mini photoshoot on photobooth on ryan’s mac
I know he’ll just be SO happy when he finds all the pictures
muhahahah
Watchguaranteedtoraiseasmile:
happy-and-bleeding:
rectumofglory:
livingoutoffocus:
jayshaydar:
alfred-fucking-jones:
hidalaughingalonewithusuk:
homestuckandcartoons:
mockingjaypatronus:
xm0rsmordre:
dayglopterodactyl:
p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
THE...
mcdammit:
I’m not suicidal. I just threaten to kill myself whenever I’m mildly inconvenienced.
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thesulfurandthesea:
productofanaddiction:
When you post a secret on tumblr
does that make tumblr
a dashboard confessional
oh my fucking god
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Everyone else: for Christmas i'm getting a laptop,...
most-awkward-moments:
Me:
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
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jamjalex:
will smiths name is like a story in itself its like will smith or wont smith who knows stay tuned next time to find out
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a year ago
if you would have told me that I had an adorable boyfriend who is silly, hilarious, caring, and loving, who spends all of his free time with me, who literally picks me up when I am down, and can make me smile instantly, I would have never believed you. I cant remember a time in my life where I have been this happy.
me: hey whats up
AP student: ugh i have so much homework i'm in AP and it's such a hard class why did i take AP i hate all these hard tests and my AP teacher is so strict like more strict than your teacher. no my class is so much harder than yours you don't even know what AP is like
